I would marry this kid in a heart beat. I don’t want kids but I would have his babies!!!
(Source: dinuguan, via timothydelaghetto)
I love my friends, but I hate them on FB. Thank gahd they always think I’m trying to be funny and not a bitch. I like them for who they are as people, but their posts are so stupid and boring. I rarely go on FB because I don’t think I’d have any friends left.
A beaming example of my white hot sarcasm
"Soft like thunder
Sweet like rain
Thoughts of you like lightning
Flashing through my brain"